Thinking Neologisms . . . again

Syllabus
Absurd public transport

I'm thinking neologisms.....

monotamy a boring marriage.

mahogamy a solid marriage.

the wonderful Stephen Wright

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row"