'So yes let me get this straight madam... you jumped into a pool with what?''Three polar bears: those massive white things with large teeth and claws that could probably cut through steel?'
'And they did what?'
"They attacked you? quel surprise! You willingly entered the territory of one of the most ferocious creatures on Earth: carnivores that have been known to eat their own young.' Hmm.
I wonder why this bear appears to be smiling......
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